G1.100
metres Hop
Requirements:
Hop on same foot (unsupported - other foot must not touch ground) - fastest
time
Record
holder: open
Details:
G2.100
metres Space Hopper
Requirements:
Bounce over the distance - no running with space hopper between legs -
fastest time
Record
holder: open
Details:
G3.Golf
Umbrella Toss
Requirements:
Toss a furled (closed) golf umbrella for distance - any style toss (eg
javelin, hammer, caber)
Record
holder: Gerald Davis, Derby, England
Details:
30 feet "Actually during a round of golf - fairway rage" January 2003
G4.100
metres Baby Crawl
Requirements:
Crawl on hands and knees - padding optional - fastest time
Record
holder: open
Details:
G5.100
metres Mince (Mens)
Requirements:
As speed walking but with the addition of appropriate gestures and phrases
such as
"Oooh,
look at her - wouldn't catch me wearing that and look at the size of her
legs and who are you looking at? I'd
scratch
yer eyes out if I thought I wouldn't break a nail or smudge me lippy and
another thing these knickers are
are
doin'
me a mischief and...." you get the idea - fastest time
Record
holder: open
Details:
G6.100
metres Pogo Stick
Requirements:
Bounce the distance without falling off - fastest time
Record
holder: open
Details:
G7.7
inch Vinyl Single Toss
Requirements:
Any single, tossed any style, distance over the ground - not restricted
to early Jimmy Osmond recordings
Record
holder: Terry Symonds, Manchester, England
Details:
32 metres "Motown" February 2003
G8.100
metres Microscooter
Requirements:
a) microscooter b) 100 metres of flat ground
Record
holder: open
Details:
G9.400
metres Microscooter
Requirements:
See above - add 300 metres
Record
holder: open
Details:
G10.Toilet
Roll Toss (farthest)
Requirements:
Indoor or outdoor with no wind assistance - loose tail - must land at least
partly unwound -
one
metre tail trailing freely at start of throw
Record
holder: N Cox, Hampton, England
Details:
30 metres - January 2003
G11.Fastest
Mile Blindfold
Requirements:
Must be completely blindfold - verbal assistance permitted
Record
holder: open
Details:
G12.100
metres Walking On Hands
Requirements:
Walk on hands (handstand) for full distance - unlimited falls are
allowed
but you must resume from exactly the same position that you fell
Record
holder: Kyle Lupo, Los Angeles, USA
Details:
2 minutes and 38 seconds "Nearly lost my lunch" January 2003
G13.400
metres Running Backwards
Requirements:
Turns of the head are allowed as long as the strides are not deemed to
be sideways or forward
Record
holder: open
Details:
G14.Bucket
Kick
Requirements:
Standard plastic bucket (one that stands around 16" high) - kick for distance
-
any
footware permitted, including steel toecaps
Record
holder: Carl Mason, Wolverhampton, England
Details:
27.20 metres (indoor) March 2003
G15.400
metres Wheelbarrow
Requirements:
Pairs of similar size and weight - one holding the others legs wheelbarrow
style -
unlimited
changes during the distance
Record
holder: open
Details:
G16.400
metres Wheelbarrow
Requirements:
Real wheelbarrow - one inside, one pushing - unlimited changes during the
distance
Record
holder: open
Details:
G17.100
metres Skip
Requirements:
Childs style skipping - no rope
Record
holder: open
Details:
G18.100
metres Skip
Requirements:
Skipping with a rope
Record
holder: open
Details:
G19.
Farthest
throw of a PC 'QUERTY' keyboard
Requirements:
May be thrown by the cable 'hammer' style
Record
holder: Leslie Warden, Dover, England
Details:
17.70 metres "Hammer style - I hate my work" March 2003
G20.
25
metre naked wheelbarrow (pairs)
Requirements:
Pairs of any size and weight, male or female - one holding the others legs
wheelbarrow style -
unlimited
changes during the distance - NAKED (all soft and dangly bits unsupported
and flapping in the breeze)
Record
holder: open
Details:
G21.
100
metres wheelie bin dash (pairs)
Requirements:
One wheelie bin and one mate. Throw your mate in the bin and leg-it down
the road
(take
the bin with you) Quickest over a distance of 100m
Further
distinction for already having other people's crap in the bin at the time
Record
holder: open
Details:
G22.
Pedestrian
Crossing Long-Jump
Requirements:
Pedestrian crossing, preferably with no vehicles or other pedestrians on
it -
take
a run up and launch yourself from the pavement - touch down with both feet
click
here for PICTURE
Record
holder: Salim Malik, London, England
Details:
9 feet - cleared 3 black and 2 white stripes - distinction awarded for
style also
Any
other suggestions for throwing or kicking anything will be carefully considered
(no animals please)
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