D2.Most Hard-Boiled Eggs in 5 minutes
Requirements: None really - with or without shells
Record holder: open
Details:

D3.Most Cans of Soda in 1 hour
Requirements: 330ml cans or equivalent - Coke, Sprite etc
Record holder: Sheila Hoffer, Denver, USA
Details: 6 "Not as easy as it sounds" February 2003

D4.Fastest 8 Pints and a Curry
(WARNING - this is a national passtime in parts of the U.K. - 
non U.K. nationals may need to seek medical advice before attempt)
Requirements: Meal - 2 different curry dishes plus rice (side dishes optional). 8 Pints - BEER ONLY (any)
(may use U.S. or metric equivalent measure for 8 Pints)
Record holder: Jim Raymont, Birmingham, England
Details: 1 hour and 18 minutes "And proud of it" January 2003

D5.Fastest Jar of Branston Pickle
Requirements: 620g jar (one that's about 6" tall) of Branston Pickle - eat it all, either with something else or on its own
Record holder: open
Details:

D6.Most Bananas in 5 minutes
Requirements: Bananas 6" or longer - peel them first if you like
Record holder: open
Details:

D7.Fastest 20 'Fag' Chain Smoke
Requirements: Chain smoke 20 filtered cigarettes down to the filter (only one at a time please)
(WARNING - smoking can seriously damage your health - mind you, so can almost all of the 
records on this website, so we won't be bothering with any further warning messages)
Record holder: Neil Froggett, West Midlands, England
Details: 27 minutes and 28 seconds - Lungs now sitting in a jar on his coffee table February 2003

D8.Most MacDonalds Shakes in 10 minutes
Requirements: Must be consumed through a single MacDonalds drinking straw
Record holder: open
Details:

D9.Fastest 2 Gallons (U.K.) of Water
Requirements: 2 gallons of water and a lunatic
Record holder: open
Details:

D10.Fastest 'Yard' of Coca Cola (or any other soda)
(We were going to call this 'Yard of Coke' but we thought we might be swamped with ageing rock stars)
Requirements: Full Yard of Ale glass
Record holder: open
Details:

D11.Most 'Malteasers' in 5 minutes
Requirements: Lots of 'malteasers'
Record holder: open
Details:

D12.Most Calories in 24 hours
Requirements: As recorded from food/drink packaging
Record holder: open
Details:

D13.Fastest 'Six of one and Half a Dozen of the other'
Requirements: Six pints (imperial) of any beer and 6 standard shots of any spirit - no particular order
One bucket
Record holder: Mark Betchell, Slough, England
Details: 8 minutes and 14 seconds - Courage Best Bitter and Bells Scotch "Strong start - faded rapidly" February 2003

D14.Most 'Malteasers' in the mouth at once
Requirements: Must still be recognizable when removed from mouth for adjudication
Record holder: Stevie Dainton, Chard, England
Details: 15 -  February 2003

D15.Most Beer in 5 minutes
Requirements: Any old beer
Record holder: Eric Lean, Crawley, England
Details: 7¾ pints (imp) "Had to stop - got the juices" January 2003

D16. Most 'Tequilla Slammers'
Requirements: No more than 10 seconds between each one - at least one standard shot of tequilla per slammer
Record holder: open
Details:

D17. Fastest cocktail consumed through nose
Requirements: Any cocktail - big or small - through nose
Record holder: open
Details:

D18. Fastest pint of tomato juice
Requirements: Any style - with tobasco or worcestershire sauce if you think it'll help you chug better
Record holder: Colin Upton, Newcastle, England
Details: 21 seconds (with Worcestershire Sauce) "Attempted a quick chug, but it came back at me" December 2002

D19. Most jelly (jell-o) in 5 minutes
Requirements: Can't really think of any
Record holder: open
Details:

D20. Most packets of crisps (chips) in 5 minutes
Requirements: Standard 25g packets - any flavour
Record holder: open
Details:

D21. Fastest time to eat a single page of a tabloid newspaper
Requirements: Someone stupid enough to do it
Record holder: open
Details:

D22. Fastest bottle of beer consumed through nose
Requirements: Simpleton
Record holder: open
Details:

D23. Fastest bottle of beer consumed upside-down
Requirements: Must be fully inverted
Record holder: open
Details:

D24. Fastest 3 pints
Requirements: Any liquid - imperial pints
Record holder: Barry Wilson, Stroud, England
Details: 31 seconds (beer) December 2002

D25. Fastest 10 pints
Requirements: Any liquid - imperial pints
Record holder: open
Details:

D26. Most Cadbury's Cream Eggs in 5 minutes
Requirements: May be unwrapped before attempt
Record holder: Robert Mills, London, England
Details: 8 - December 2002

D27. Most cocktail cherries in 1 minute
Requirements: Good toilet cleaner - it may resemble an explosion in a fruit cake factory down there
Record holder:
Details:

D28. Most cocktail olives in one minute
Requirements: Someone else to clean the toilet
Record holder:
Details:

D29. Most cocktail lemon slices in 1 minute
Requirements: Fresh or from a jar - the whole thing - pith and all
Warning! - If you don't already have a face like a smacked arse - you will after this
Record holder: Elaine Isaac, Manchester, England
Details: 9 (Bitter and twisted) December 2002

D30. Most alcoholic test tubes in 10 seconds
proposed by Naomi Kent
Requirements: Lack of common sense
Record holder: Naomi Kent, Leeds, England
Details: 3 - March 2003
 

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