F2.Longest Time on a Toy Mobile Phone
Requirements: Talking very loudly on a toy (non operating) mobile phone in a public place
Record holder: Julie Smith, London, England
Details: 35 minutes (Walking along Oxford Street, London) December 2002

F3.Longest Time Sitting Cross-Legged in a Shopping Mall - Chanting
Requirements: Hippie clothes would be an advantage here - chant loudly
Record holder: open 
Details:

F4.Longest Military Crawl in a Shopping Mall
Requirements: Elbows, knees and feet touching the ground at all times - at least one item of cammo clothing - face paint optional
Record holder: open 
Details:

F5.Longest Time Walking Up a 'Down' Escalator
Requirements: Shopping mall, department store, airport or underground/subway station
Record holder: Barry Dunhill, Bristol, England
Details: 3 minutes and 20 seconds (John Lewis, Bristol) March 2003

F6.Longest Time Continuously Plane/Train 'spotting'
Requirements: Anorak/Windcheater, binoculars, thermos flask, notebook and pencil - 
must shout "Brilliant!" every 2 minutes and scribble furiously
Record holder: open
Details:

F7.Longest Time in a Public Lavatory Cubicle
Requirements: None really - doesn't matter how you pass the time in there
Record holder: open 
Details:

F8.Longest Time on a Child's Swing in a Public Playground (without being kicked out by the Parky)
Requirements: Look like you're enjoying it
Record holder: open 
Details:

F9.Longest Time Scratching Butt
Requirements: Act as if you are continuously trying to remove a persistant 'wedgie' - 
grabbing handfuls of underpants in the process - distinction for sniffing hand regularly
Record holder: Cary Hamer, Santa Monica, USA 
Details: 15 minutes (At surf's edge in bikini trunks) January 2003

F10.Longest Time in a Public Call Box Pretending To Be On The Phone
Requirements: Body armour - you're gonna pi$$ off a lot of people
Record holder: open 
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F11.Longest Streak
Requirements: Just get your kit off and leg it - distance, not time, completely naked
Record holder: open 
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F12.Longest Time on a Child's Climbing Frame in a Public Playground (watch out for that Parky again)
 Requirements; No additional scaffolding, boards or supports of any description
Record holder: open 
Details:

F14.Longest Time with a Pair of 'Y Fronts' On Your Head
Requirements: Preferably un-soiled
Record holder: open
Details:

F15.Longest Time Hugging a Tree or Lamp Post
Requirements: Not limited to environmentalists
Record holder: open
Details:

F16.Longest Time on a Park Bench
Requirements: Don't leave it for a minute - not even to pee
Record holder: open
Details:

F17. Longest time with wet patch on trousers in the groin area
Requirements: Large visible wet patch around the zipper/groin area - must be regularly topped-up
Distinction for real urine
Record holder: Bob Peters, Boston, USA
Details: 4 hours and 30 minutes "Bar crawl - not real urine, although some guy did pee on my leg at one stage"
February 2003

F18. Largest mass 'row-boat dance' 
Requirements: Lots of people, sitting on the floor in their best disco frocks and trousers amongst the fag butts and stale beer, rocking away to the tones of 'Oops, upside your head'. Either older types trying to re-live their mis-spent youths, or younger types who don't know any better and who don't have to do the laundry
Record holder: open
Details:
 

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