A2. Most times you can zip/unzip your fly in one minute
Requirements: Either short or no pubic hair - could turn nasty otherwise
Record holder: open
Details:

A3. Most bras (brassieres) undone in one minute
Requirements: either from in front or behind your subjects - undo only - no need to remove
Recommend lining up willing young (or old) ladies for the attempt - please ensure you have their permission first.
Record holder: open
Details:

A4. Most 'Pheasant Plucker' tongue-twisters in one minute
Requirements: Recite 'I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son and I'm only plucking pheasants 'til
the pheasant plucker comes' - most in one minute (with no mistakes)
Record holder: open
Details:

A5. Most Ali G lookalikes in one place at one time
Requirements: Credible Ali G looky likies in all the gear, plus the voice
proposed by Aaron Barschak
Record holder: open
Details:

A6. Best Re-make Of A Popular Movie
Requirements: Re-create a popular movie in a ridiculous manner
click here for PICTURE
Record holder: The Comedy Terrorist, London, England
Details: Wolderful, if inaccurate re-creation of one of the 'Star Wars' trilogy - starring Abu-hoo-hoo
Every expense spared in this effort - the window of a video store in South-West London 
having been hi-jacked during the attempt April 2003

A7.Fastest to shave off every body hair
Requirements: Electric, wet or dry shave - male or female, no visible hair remaining ANYWHERE on the body
Record holder: open
Details:

A8.Untidiest House
Requirements: The kind that looks like a tornado just passed through - usually leaving a dumped car out front
Record holder: open
Details:

A9.Dirtiest Car
Requirements: Needs to have been that way for at least a week to qualify
Record holder: open
Details:

A10.Most Pubs or Bars Visited in 1 hour
Requirements: Must have either one beer, one shot of liquor or one glass of wine per establishment
Record holder: open
Details:

A11.Longest Street Luge on a Wooden Catering Tray
Requirements: One hill, one tray, one rider, ambulance (optional) - must ride down as 
far as possible in 'luge' position or seated in the 'sledge' position
Record holder:
Details:

A12. Most lit cigarrettes in mouth at once
Requirements: Own mouth
Record holder: Garreth Edmunds, Oxford, England
Details: 24 with the help of friends January 2003

A13. Most lit cigarrettes stuffed into body orifices at once
Requirements: Own body, any orifice will do
Record holder: Garreth Edmunds, Oxford, England
Details: 24 mouth only - no other crevices January 2003

A14. Most damage done to a car with one's head (intentional)
Requirements: Road trafic accidents do not count - just abnormal fits of rage
Record holder: open
Details:

A15. Largest area of skin coloured-in with ball point
Requirements: Own skin - any old ball point pen
Record holder: Pat Glenn, Swansea, Wales
Details: Entire lower arm, hand and fingers December 2002

A16. Most peanuts in mouth at one time
Requirements: Not recommended for those with nut alergies (not recommended at all, really)
Record holder: open
Details:

A17. Smallest thong
Requirements: Ladies only please - also the thong has to be visible to some degree
(we don't want to have go digging it out from rolls of blubber)
Record holder: open
Details:

A18. Most cocktail accessories in butt hole
Requirements: One butt hole, cocktail umbrellas, swizzel sticks, sparklers etc
(distinction if sparklers are lit)
Record holder: open
Details:

A19. Most butts photo-copied at once
Requirements: Contortionists
Record holders: Paula Hallett & June Luscombe, Northampton, England
Details: Just the two December 2002

A20. Most breasts photo-copied at once
Requirements: Female ones please
Record holders: Paula Hallett & June Luscombe, Northampton, England
Details: 3 (did they say three?) December 2002

A21.Most requests made to a DJ for 'Hi Ho Silver Lining', without being barred from disco booth
proposed by Emma Ekins
Requirements: Persistence
Record holder: Emma Ekins, Leeds, England
Details: 5 "I wish we had it - a lot of people asked for it tonight" Jazzy M, 'Cream', Leeds March 2003

A22. Fastest to remove 4 alloy wheels and leave vehicle up on blocks or bricks
Requirements: Probably villains - manual lifting devices and wheel braces only
Record holder: open
Details:

A23. Most dinner plates stacked on top of head
Requirements: Strong back, flat head
Record holder: open
Details:
 

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